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I think we need an amendment to the Constitution: people over 35 are prohibited from buying, owning, borrowing, inheriting, possessing, and ... most importantly ... using a ladder. They're OK for younger people ... but my old body doesn't heal like it used to.
BC: if you feel the need for climbing a ladder ... take a nap until the feeling passes.
From the Internet: "Each year, the Consumer Product Safety Commission reports over 511,000 people are treated in hospital emergency rooms, doctors' offices, clinics and other medical settings because of injuries related to ladder use. Most injuries are cuts, bruises and fractured bones. However, more than 300 people die a year from ladder injuries--almost one death per day."
This is no joking or laughing matter.
BC: if you feel the need for climbing a ladder ... take a nap until the feeling passes.
From the Internet: "Each year, the Consumer Product Safety Commission reports over 511,000 people are treated in hospital emergency rooms, doctors' offices, clinics and other medical settings because of injuries related to ladder use. Most injuries are cuts, bruises and fractured bones. However, more than 300 people die a year from ladder injuries--almost one death per day."
This is no joking or laughing matter.