Think we A'skert 'em off????

[Farmwithjunk]

Well it seems we have a record breaking thread on our hands!

An' little ol' ME got it all started

'scuse me while I stop and pat myself on the back

 

[Dougster]

I take full responsibility for my behaviors and will accept the consequences.

Call me Jay... next time you suddenly have an uncontrolled desire to post anything likely to incur the wrath of the big red tractor drivin', aircraft-repairin', pistol-packin' lady from the Lone Star state.

For the sake of continuing the life, such as it is, of my personal therapist and private weatherman, I will do my very best to talk you out of posting it!!!

Dougster

 

[Farmwithjunk]

And, I WAS about to say we've covered everything 'cept the weather in this thread, but we've even got a'holt of that topic too.

It was 64 degrees outside at 4AM. Not UNcommon to be 4 degrees here this time of the year. 70 in the forecast. (record is 71 for Feb 5th) But there's a price to pay. It looks like all hell is about to break loose outside. Thunderstorms for sure and a chance of tornadic weather later on today.

Guess this'll be Dougsters doin's too since he's to blame for EVERYTHING

 

[jbrumberg]

I am still alive and relatively well (all things considered) and drinking my foo-foo right now . Brandi was not too harsh on me and I deserved her feedback. What was intended was not communicated which is my repsonsibility. E-mails are like Rorschach tests- interpretations are in the eyes of the perceiver and perception is reality. We'll all move on- we are all relatively "healthy" individuals here at NTT. As to "fat pants" I did run this by "She Who Must Be Obeyed" for validation. She thinks NTT is a healthy outlet for me (at this point) and . She would rather me be here than in some other places . Jay

PS: There will be some lame snow events later this week. I hope it will become a easy to manage snow event for you. You need to change that gruel diet of yours .

 

[jbrumberg]

Call me Jay... next time you suddenly have an uncontrolled desire to post anything likely to incur the wrath of the big red tractor drivin', aircraft-repairin', pistol-packin' lady from the Lone Star state.

For the sake of continuing the life, such as it is, of my personal therapist and private weatherman, I will do my very best to talk you out of posting it!!!

Dougster

Dougster:

Thanks for looking out for my own best interests which I at times, for many reasons, I am not cognizant. My history of and drives for "living on the edge" will ocassionally rear its ugly head. I appreciate your support. BTW Brandi's "Kimber Pattern" is pretty decent . I did notice that my name was not on the target sheet . Jay

 

[Dougster]

Well it seems we have a record breaking thread on our hands!

Yep... a brand new longest thread ever!!! I wonder how long it will remain with that dubious distinction???

I think this thread is and/or will become the standard "training film" for newbees - mandatory reading as a rite of passage into the sacred halls of of NTT . Jay

Correct! How to cover 73 different topics in a single thread!!!

An' little ol' MEgot it all started

'scuse me while I stop and pat myself on the back

Oh Brother!!! Like this is Junk's first long and provocative thread ever!?!?! They don't call him the "King of the Tractor Forum Troublemakers" for NUTHIN'!!!

Gimme a break!!!

Dougster

 

[jbrumberg]

Farmwithjunk- Do not hurt yourself . Jay

 

[Dougster]

Guess this'll be Dougsters doin's too since he's to blame for EVERYTHING

This is soooooooo not true!!! We need to disavow this légende fausse and start placing the blame elsewhere... where it actually belongs!

I am still alive and relatively well (all things considered) and drinking my foo-foo right now . Brandi was not too harsh on me and I deserved her feedback. What was intended was not communicated which is my repsonsibility. E-mails are like Rorschach tests- interpretations are in the eyes of the perceiver and perception is reality. We'll all move on- we are all relatively "healthy" individuals here at NTT. As to "fat pants" I did run this by "She Who Must Be Obeyed" for validation. She thinks NTT is a healthy outlet for me (at this point) and . She would rather me be here than in some other places . Jay

I am thick as a brick this morning. I still don't understand this "fat pants" thang! Clue me in Jay... off-line!!!

There will be some lame snow events later this week. I hope it will become a easy to manage snow event for you. You need to change that gruel diet of yours .

Oh no kidding! You don't know half the story!!! I'm now convinced... Man cannot live by gruel alone!

Dougster

 

[Dougster]

BTW Brandi's "Kimber Pattern" is pretty decent . I did notice that my name was not on the target sheet . Jay

You were very lucky this time. But I wouldn't push my luck. Been a long time since I was active in the gun collecting thang... so I am not up on this Kimber pistol she prefers... but I surely wouldn't want find myself on her bad side!!!

Dougster

 

[Bindian]

Brandi:

I was waiting and you did kick my male ass butt as expected and deserved . Believe it or not I am going to have all my meds hopefully readjusted today without being hospitalized again . I will own up to ticking you off and I am sorry that you like myself are dealing with aging parent issues and having to "balance" a lot of "stuff" lately .

My sincere apology has been made and hopefully accepted and I would like to commend your kimber "pattern"- it's a lot tighter than my S&W Model 65 357 magnum's would have been .

I did not mean you any dis .

Jay

PS: I understand "fat pants" all too well. I also showed my wife yor ferret picture. She just shook her head .

Jay,
I am not mad at you. Amused, but not mad. I really overlooked the handbag thing. The weasel name calling wasn't far off either. I do come unglued when someone calls them rats. Since they are carnivores, they are as far from rats & rodents as dogs are. Yes, it was a long day. I think I should have added a chain jerk by my ....I think it is time to adjust your meds....statement. But I did send it with . But when Dougster, hollered Incoming...........I couldn't resist. So I guess Dougster gets blamed for this also.
Oh yeah........please send snow or at least cold, low humidity weather.
hugs, Brandi

 

[Dougster]

But when Dougster, hollered Incoming...........I couldn't resist. So I guess Dougster gets blamed for this also.

Now hold everything here. Jay fires off a highly provocative post aimed squarely at the aircraft mechanic lady from Texas and yet *I* get the blame for it???

Life is not fair. It's just not fair.

Dougster

 

[jbrumberg]

Brandi:

I am glad you found the comments amusing>irritating. I do not think I would call ferrets rats though. I think all the mustelidae are amazing creatures. I have several species in my area, and we had a Least Weasel (winter coloration) home invasion last year (My German Shepard who used to live with ferrets tried to pick this wild one up- pretty amusing .) They are great mousers (The reason for the home invasion.). I finally after years of snowshoe tracking of Fisher Cats saw one hunting- amazing. They are one of the toughest predators in the woods. As to your Kimmer- what a weapon! I was not kidding when I called your pocket book a "War Bag" (A descriptor from my late FIL- I blamed him for everything .). Jay

PS: As to the meds- I will be signing off for awhile today for yet another medical evaluation. Prednisone the "Miracle Drug"- Yeah Right . See you all on the flip-flop. Weather reports pending.

 

[civesnedfield]

Now hold everything here. Jay fires off a highly provocative post aimed squarely at the aircraft mechanic lady from Texas and yet *I* get the blame for it???

Life is not fair. It's just not fair.

Dougster

I think we need to start a new thread entitled "Things that are the Dougster's Fault" It would be my opinion that this would be the longest ever thread, and possible the longest running ever.

Oh yea no PM's on the Fat pants thing. We are all on the edge of our seats now. We want to know. But PLEASE NO pictures !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

 

[civesnedfield]

PS: As to the meds- I will be signing off for awhile today for yet another medical evaluation. Prednisone the "Miracle Drug"- Yeah Right . See you all on the flip-flop. Weather reports pending.

Miracle Drug my a&%-- I've been on that stuff before. I suffered everything from acne to indegestion the whole time I was on the stuff-- and the kicker is the doc told me that those were just some of the side effects. Then he added that they were the milder ones. Take care Jay and hope all goes well today
Ed

 

[Dougster]

I think we need to start a new thread entitled "Things that are the Dougster's Fault" It would be my opinion that this would be the longest ever thread, and possible the longest running ever.

No No No No No!!! I call on Doc and the others in control here not to allow it! No fair goofing on the OLD MEMBER!!! Read your NTT rulebook!!! The poor old Dougster is not to blame for anything!!!

Oh yea no PM's on the Fat pants thing. We are all on the edge of our seats now. We want to know. But PLEASE NO pictures !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, I'm glad I'm not the only one too old, dumb, out-of-the-loop and uninformed to understand that comment. Now I know there are at least two of us.

Help Jay... HELP!!! What does it all mean???

Dougster

 

[Dougster]

Miracle Drug my a&%-- I've been on that stuff before. I suffered everything from acne to indegestion the whole time I was on the stuff-- and the kicker is the doc told me that those were just some of the side effects. Then he added that they were the milder ones. Take care Jay and hope all goes well today
Ed

Well, finally Ed and I agree on one thing!!! Hell must have finally frozen over!!!

Please take care of yourself Jay! Don't let those crazy doctors or drugs mess you up! We need you here! Often, you are the only voice of reason in an increasingly insane world! Brandi might not think so today... ...but that was the DRUGS speaking and not you!!!

Come on Jay... pull through this and stop worrying all of us here on NTT! Your Forum brothers (and sisters) need you!!!

Dougster

 

[civesnedfield]

No No No No No!!! I call on Doc and the others in control here not to allow it! No fair goofing on the OLD MEMBER!!! Read your NTT rulebook!!! The poor old Dougster is not to blame for anything!!!
Dougster

I read the rule book real good. On page 4 paragraph B, it clearly states 1) All things that go wrong are the Dougsters fault. And on page 17 paragraph C Specifically covers the verbal and mental abuse that can be dished out to the Official OLD Member

Oh yea I found a new truck to pull the Red Beast around with for ya.

 

[Dougster]

I read the rule book real good. On page 4 paragraph B, it clearly states 1) All things that go wrong are the Dougsters fault. And on page 17 paragraph C Specifically covers the verbal and mental abuse that can be dished out to the Official OLD Member

Oh yea I found a new truck to pull the Red Beast around with for ya.

I believe you misread those rules rather badly. Better give them another read... and get them glasses cleaned while you are at it!!!

You know I am a fan of Terex stuff. Had quite a discussion about Terex products at the last show and intend to do the same at the next show. I love to hear competing brand reps give their reasons for tearing Terex apart... both valid reasons and the BS too. As the construction industry's price leader by a wide margin, they are the BIG bullseye on everyone's target!

Dougster

 

[Bindian]

I read the rule book real good. On page 4 paragraph B, it clearly states 1) All things that go wrong are the Dougsters fault. And on page 17 paragraph C Specifically covers the verbal and mental abuse that can be dished out to the Official OLD Member

Oh yea I found a new truck to pull the Red Beast around with for ya.

Ed,
Does it come in RED? Good way to change the subject.
hugs, Brandi

 

[civesnedfield]

Ed,
Does it come in RED? Good way to change the subject.
hugs, Brandi

Heck if ya got enough $$$$$$$$$$$$ it will come in whatever color you want.