Okay... Who is the NTT Comedian???

X

xPosTech

Member
Dougster said:
Remember that I live on a hill Jay... and with the current slippery coating of snow out there, any attempt at a moonwalk would probably find me slipping all the way down the driveway and into the street... where I would probably not make a smooth landing. The neighbors would just laugh at me as I crawl back up to the house... looking for the stereo off switch and the Ibuprofen. :eek:

Dougster :starbucks:
Click to expand...

Busman's Holiday, Dougster? :yum: :yum: :yum:

This MJ thang really has you fixated. I'm trying some new therapy. Tangential Meditation. :huh: Unfortunately, it seems to be working. :sad: I still start new jobs before finishing the ones I've already started. :(

Ted
 
MrsMtnViewRanch

MrsMtnViewRanch

New member
Dougster said:
Well Dianne... all I can say is that this noble defense of Hollywood Brian's devious antics shows that you are a person of great loyalty and character... but it's crystal clear to me (and others no doubt) that Hollywood Brian must have put you up to it... and so HE still gets the lion's share of the blame!!! :mrgreen:

Dougster :starbucks:
Click to expand...

It was MY idea! Mine! Mine! Mine! All mine! Don't be giving that man the credit for my hard work, darn it! I did it all! He thought I was just going to email you a picture of MJ. You should have seen the look on his face when it dawned on him exactly how far I was willing to take it.

Then he just laughed and laughed and laughed!

Bwahahahahaha!

Dianne - the evil wife
 
jbrumberg

jbrumberg

Member
Dougster :starbucks: :

Now you can sit back and enjoy your :starbucks: . The mystery is solved :cool: . I would not be surprised if your BP was down a point or two right now :thumb:! Jay:respect:
 
irwin

irwin

Member
MrsMtnViewRanch said:
It was MY idea! Mine! Mine! Mine! All mine! Don't be giving that man the credit for my hard work, darn it! I did it all! He thought I was just going to email you a picture of MJ. You should have seen the look on his face when it dawned on him exactly how far I was willing to take it.

Then he just laughed and laughed and laughed!

Bwahahahahaha!

Dianne - the evil wife
Click to expand...

This is priceless !!! :yum: :yum: :applause: :biggrin:
 
MtnViewRanch

MtnViewRanch

Member
Dougster said:
I am not buying it... :D ...and neither is anyone else here on NTT!!! :tiphat: :wave:

I'm sure that you (Dianne/Mrs. B) are a very sweet person who just fell in with the wrong crowd... specifically, a certain rich, large equipment-crazed person who looks like Santa Claus but drives a blue-painted Mahindra tractor!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:

You gotta know that a person like that is gonna be nuthin' but trouble!!! :mrgreen:

Dougster :starbucks:
Click to expand...

You have this all turned around. Really. This what it's like when:shitHitsFan: This is like losing in court while you know that you were right.:eek:
 
D

Dougster

Old Member
xPosTech said:
Busman's Holiday, Dougster? :yum: :yum: :yum:
Click to expand...
My own driveway is very steep and unpaved... hard to plow without tearing the driveway and adjacent lawn apart. It still gets plowed... but only when there is a real accumulations (so much that a car couldn't get up the driveway).
xPosTech said:
This MJ thang really has you fixated. I'm trying some new therapy. Tangential Meditation. :huh: Unfortunately, it seems to be working. :sad: I still start new jobs before finishing the ones I've already started. :(
Ted
Click to expand...
The M.J. thang was a serious mystery Ted! ;) With Brian denying his now-obvious guilt... and with loyal Mrs. B standing by him and staying quiet... it was like one of them 48 hours or 20/20 mysteries. :eek: But now Brian's guilt has led Mrs. B to spill the beans! :D The mystery is over and I can enjoy my new CD set without wondering... who and why??? :thumb:

Dougster :starbucks:
 
D

Dougster

Old Member
MrsMtnViewRanch said:
It was MY idea! Mine! Mine! Mine! All mine! Don't be giving that man the credit for my hard work, darn it! I did it all! He thought I was just going to email you a picture of MJ. You should have seen the look on his face when it dawned on him exactly how far I was willing to take it.

Then he just laughed and laughed and laughed!

Bwahahahahaha!

Dianne - the evil wife
Click to expand...
It is strangely reassuring to see the extent to which a good wife will go to stand by and protect her man... even when everyone knows that he is guilty as sin!!! :cool: The question is: "Does Hollywood Brian really deserve it"??? :rolleyes:
jbrumberg said:
Dougster: Now you can sit back and enjoy your :starbucks: . The mystery is solved. I would not be surprised if your BP was down a point or two right now ! Jay
Click to expand...
Correct Jay! :thumb: I think we can cancel this afternoon's psychotherapy session and I can cut back to a regular dose of my HBP meds. :)
irwin said:
This is priceless !!! :yum:
Click to expand...
Oh yeah Tim... Easy for you to say!!! You were still sleeping at night!!! :rolleyes:
MtnViewRanch said:
You have this all turned around. Really. This what it's like when:shitHitsFan: This is like losing in court while you know that you were right.
Click to expand...
Just admit your obvious guilt!!! :) In the end, you will feel better!!! :cool: Right Jay??? :wave:

Dougster :starbucks:
 
MtnViewRanch

MtnViewRanch

Member
Dougster said:
who and why??? :thumb:

Dougster :starbucks:
Click to expand...
Why why why would I do such a thing as this to a guy such as you? I'm bummed:unhappy: that you think that I would :poke: fun at you. I am not a :smartass: you know. Oh well, now you can sit back and enjoy your:starbucks: and listen to your MJ music.:puke1:


One more thing,:letitsnow: :snow: :snow: :snow:
 
MrsMtnViewRanch

MrsMtnViewRanch

New member
Dougster said:
It is strangely reassuring to see the extent to which a good wife will go to stand by and protect her man... even when everyone knows that he is guilty as sin!!! :cool: The question is: "Does Hollywood Brian really deserve it"??? :rolleyes:


Dougster :starbucks:
Click to expand...

Ah, heck, I give up.

:pat:

Yeah, Doug, you're right, it was all Brian. I had nothing to do with any of it, I'm just such a wonderful stand up wife :rolleyes: I just had to do what I could to deflect suspicion off of my most wonderful, loving husband.

Yeah, that's right, that's what I did.

:yankchain:

(Not.)
 
D

Dougster

Old Member
MtnViewRanch said:
Why why why would I do such a thing as this to a guy such as you? I'm bummed:unhappy: that you think that I would :poke: fun at you. I am not a :smartass: you know. Oh well, now you can sit back and enjoy your:starbucks: and listen to your MJ music.
One more thing,:letitsnow:
Click to expand...
Your motive in this devious mischief may forever remain an NTT mystery... but it might have something to do with me kidding you relentlessly about your close relationship with next door neighbor Michael Jackson!!! :yum: Duh!!! :rolleyes:
MrsMtnViewRanch said:
Ah, heck, I give up. :pat: Yeah, Doug, you're right, it was all Brian. I had nothing to do with any of it, I'm just such a wonderful stand up wife I just had to do what I could to deflect suspicion off of my most wonderful, loving husband. Yeah, that's right, that's what I did. :yankchain: (Not.)
Click to expand...
Sorry... but I refuse to pin the blame on such an obviously wonderful and loyal wife. :wave:

Devious ole' Hollywood Brian is a very lucky man to have you by his side!!! :thumb:

Dougster :starbucks:
 
jbrumberg

jbrumberg

Member
"Letting go" of "bad things" releases one from their "unexpended energy" and in theory should make them feel better :) (does not apply to psycho/sociopaths :eek: ). Jay

I give my permission to anyone out there in NTTland to let "it" go! Jay :yum: :yum:
 
D

Dougster

Old Member
jbrumberg said:
"Letting go" of "bad things" releases one from their "unexpended energy" and in theory should make them feel better :) (does not apply to psycho/sociopaths :eek: ). Jay

I give my permission to anyone out there in NTTland to let "it" go! Jay :yum: :yum:
Click to expand...
So, in other words, Brian should just admit total responsibility and get it over with! :thumb: :yum:

Dougster :starbucks:
 
MtnViewRanch

MtnViewRanch

Member
Dougster said:
So, in other words, Brian should just admit total responsibility and get it over with! :thumb: :yum:

Dougster :starbucks:
Click to expand...
No NO NO NO, I will not admit to something that I was not the cause of. Might have participated unwittingly,:sorry: but I did not do this dastardly thing.:notthatway: :forgetit: As wifey has put it, it is well beyond my capabilities.:pat:
 
Last edited:
D

Dougster

Old Member
MtnViewRanch said:
No NO NO NO, I will not admit to something that I was not the cause of. Might have participated unwittingly,:sorry: but I did not do this dastardly thing.:notthatway: :forgetit: As wifey has put it, it is well beyond my capabilities.:pat:
Click to expand...
No matter how you slice it, the man from Hollywood with the Big Blue Mahindra is responsible for this... maybe wholly, maybe in part, maybe before-the-fact, maybe after-the-fact... maybe BOTH before and after the fact!!! :bangin:

Clearly, at a minimum, your earliest denial was NOT the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth!!! :noevil:

Dougster :starbucks:
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Top