Mith, you can't tell jokes like that in America. It's not politically correct. It's called ethnic stereotyping.
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Why do pollacks spell thier last name ending in "ski"?
Because they can't spell toboggan
How do you shoot a brother in the head?
Aim for the radio
Why did the Jewish people wonder in the desert for 40 years?
Someone dropped a quarter and they went looking for it
What do you get if you crossbreed a brother with a chinaman?
A car theif that can't drive
Hear about the tragedy of the polish terrorist?
He was told to go blow up a bus and he burnt his lips on the exhaust pipe
What's three miles long, goes up to speeds of 3mph, and has a combined IQ of 49?
Saint Patty's day parade
Know there is proof that Jesus was actually black?
1. He went around calling everyone "brother"
2. He liked Gospel
3. He couldn't get a fair trial
How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they accept them the way they are
Whats the difference between golfing in Canada and New York?
In New York, they say "eeehhh, get off the green", in Canada, they say "get off the green, eeehhh"
Hear about the tragedy of the polish couple who died at the drive in movie theater?
They froze to death. They went to go see "CLOSED FOR WINTER"
Hear about the Irish abortion clinic?
It has a 12 month waiting list
Hear about the tragedy of the polish ice hocky team?
They all drowned in spring training
How do you know when you're at a gay picnic?
The hot dogs taste like crap
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