PEANUT'S FABRICATION SKILLS NEEDED
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yea we be needin duh dualee's cause when duh cane cuttin seasin comes around we gotta go get my grandpappy out duh cane field before church on sunday and you no how dem big jondeer's make dem big ruts in duh fields when it gets wet.not to mention we we need to go launch duh pirogue at duh launch way back in duh swamp so grandpappy can get to his stil .he makes some of duh best shine dis side of highway90. infack das what dat dare 4x4 is runin on in dat dare pic don't see no smoke do ya? dat stuff runs clean as a whistle.
TWO GUNS
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Peanutt
.... ....talkin' bout that shine. cut my hand on a piece of barbed wire, a long time ago,
ole farm hand reached inside his truck. Opened up a 'ole mason jar and said " let's pour some of this on it, it will kill all the germs and make heal faster.
DAMN, it would have felt better if that coonass would have cut my hand off. It burned, stung, ached, made me want to cry. Probobly wet my pants. Don't know about killing the germs, but it like to have killed me. Know it killed the grass that what poured off of my hand ......
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yup thats why that stuff takes away all your pain and sorrows one gulp and you forget all about what ever else what hurtin you or botherin you before your mouth thoat and gut caught fire.it even makes you forget about your ole lady leavin you for a while too.
TWO GUNS
Senior Member
Wonder if it would make 'ole Rusty forget about Peanuts sister and her "Go-Go" boots >>>>
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good ole sweet sis.i haven't heard from her or rusty in a while.last i heard rusty called and said she needed another pair of them mocasin shoes so he had to go out to the slaughter house and buy 4 cow hides he also told me that sinse she been up there with him that he has been havin to cut corners and he has to now watch this tv show called extreme couponing.they did make it down to florida one week but old rusty called me to go bail him out of jail seems he got into it with the local game and fisheries guys. seems her and rusty was laid out on the beach getting some sun and rusty must have dozed off when he was suddenly wakened up by the sounds of yelling and loud engine sounds. while he was sleepin some kids walked by and seen my poor ole sis wearin her new all in one black swimsuit and thought she was one of them beached whales so they started pouring water on her to cool her down and called the game and fisheries guys who showed up with their big x4x duramax. she had on them beach shoes that fit close to your feet and they was black too well when the cold water hit her she started kickin and they started yelling saying hurry up we need to get her back into the water she's going into disstress. well the threw that strap around her ankles and started yankin with the big duramax and well allison was no match now willomenna . that tranny dropped out that duramax faster than twoguns can go through a 12 piece bucket of chicken at the chicken house let me tell ya. ole rusty was pullin on her arms and the guys was'a yankin on her legs so they charged him wth animal cruelty and even wanted him to pay for the new tranny in the duramax. anyways i had to run down there with a birth certificate showin she was a human and not and animal and they still wouldn't release her because sea world wanted us to pay them for a storage fee and also wanted us to to for the 500lbs of fish she ate in the 4 days they had her there. we took them to court and ended up winning because we foun seaworld made 100k in those few day on ticket sales for people to come see a rare breed or orca whale they thought they had.the settlement was a big one and we thought we came out ahead but after paying frieght charge for her back to PA we was still 400.00 in the -. and thats the last i heard from them.
It's been our forum saga for a couple years now. The only search string I can think of that should get you hits is "barge" (like in the flat boat for carrying LARGE things). I believe that was mentioned when Rusty said he was going to send her back.
Our dear forum friend Rusty took Peanut's sister. She's kind of a big girl. We haven't heard from Rusty in awhile. He's disappeared a few times in the past but eventually comes back with stories like when he was sitting on the couch and became the meat of a butt sandwich when she came in and sat down on him. Peanut does remind her when she calls complaining that she can't find something (Rusty, the cat, the remote...) to check her folds and cracks.
this is an old thread that pops up from time to time that started like zoom said a few years back on the other forum .when it does pop up it just grow and grows sorta like my sisters waist size.lmao
yea rusty told me one time when he was lookin for the remote in one of her manny gut flaps that he found a hood ornament for a 57 buick .he said he didn't even bother askinher where that had come from.
i keep telling ole rusty to come back and shoot the bull with us .i get emails from my good ole rusty every day or so but he has sorta dropped out of the forum for some reason.
TWO GUNS
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.... Peanut, you know that here for awhile, been seeing on TV that somebody has spotted
" BIGFOOT".
Do you think maybe your sister is trying to head back south, and that is what they are seeing, mistakably her instead of Bigfoot. We know how she looks and moves threw the thickets and swamps. And did you ever think, that 'old Rusty is trying to track her down and bring her back up north ?
..... just a thought
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you got the putting chicken away right!! man we almost lost her one summer .we went down to the chicken house and got a few boxs of fried chicken.you know them big 14 piece family meal boxs. well anyways we was sitting under the oak tree and sis was sitting (AROUND) the picnic table. well next thing we know is we feel this big thump and we looked over and sis was layed out backwards on the ground motionless i tell you. we ran over there and seen she wasn't breathin not one bit. so i told my nephew and a few dozen cousins to help rusty run to she shed and get the cpr stuff"we saved it from huricane katrina" well the came back with the tracor and the cpr system and we started to set it up"took a few minutes" after we got the block and tackle up nd over the tree branch we started sending up the cpr system to jr no not me one of the other 8 jr's running around the house. the cpr stsyem consisted of 50 100lb sand bags that we used to put around grandpappies still for katrina when the water came up. we sat there for two days stackin them sand bags higher and higher til the water stopped rising .we lost the house cause we didn't have any spare sand bags to save it but atleast the still was saved and i tell you what we drank shine for a few days sitting on them bags. the first day we was on top the bags but by the 3 day shoot we was all hanging on the sides and a few of the jr's was even smart enough to fasten together 200 of the empty gallon jugs and made them a mini party barge and they was floatin around on that.now where was i? oh yea sis was on the ground well anyways we started dropping them bags on her chest from about 30' up it took about 20 bags then all of a sudden wham two boxs of chicken com-a flyin out and up into the air one knowed jr right out the tree took 27 bandaids to close that boys head.. rusty caught the other box .after that day we made it a rule to hand feed her and to never give her the whole box again the main reason was that the only one who knew how to climb a tree was jr and he still don't speak a whole lot sinse then but hell he didn't speak much before being he dropping out of school in pre-k. yea ole rusty was lookin kinda skinny last i saw him i think he's giving sis all his love support and food.he was so bad off he was going around to all them chicken houses and getting their old oil and makin his own deisel to run his rtv on. that reminds me i gotta call rusty and ask him to keep an eye out for two of my 2x12's ever sinse that day my sis sat around my table i have been missing two of them.
and yes incase your wondering we ate the chicken in the boxs ..you don't think we would let that chicken go to waist huh?
as for as bigfoot it sure could be her makin her way back down here they did have them quakes in arkansaw not to long ago.if anyone see's her don't be scared she's not mean just throw her a few chickens and point her south NO!! i mean point her north.
and yes incase your wondering we ate the chicken in the boxs ..you don't think we would let that chicken go to waist huh?
as for as bigfoot it sure could be her makin her way back down here they did have them quakes in arkansaw not to long ago.if anyone see's her don't be scared she's not mean just throw her a few chickens and point her south NO!! i mean point her north.
RUSTY ANVIL
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I just want my brother in law Peanut, Uncle Two Guns, Nephew Zoom, and Cousin Muleman to know that they are talking about the Woman I LOVE......The reason that I made a pact with Peanut (who used the name Tommy for security reasons) was that I needed to keep warm in those frozen Pennsylvania winters. What I didn't know was how much fuel (food) that Peanuts sister would take to heat my Mountain Cabin. That sister of Peanuts gave off so much heat, the sow black bear that was living under the cabin for the winter moved her four cubs out from under the cabin and found a cave up on the Hogback next to coffee can ridge on the Lost Mountain. That first night I couldn't sleep because of the heat so I got up and was going to fix me a plate of bacon and eggs. The mistake I made was going back to the bedroom to ask her if she wanted something to eat. I tripped and a pound of bacon and a dozen of eggs fell out of my hand and landed on Peanuts sister. Everything was cooked in three minutes. She ate the bacon and eggs and didn't give me one bite. From that moment on I knew I was in trouble.The saga will continue tomorrow...............
Rusty Anvil...
Rusty Anvil...
rusty rusty rusty ole boy good to have you back with us in here. i figured once we started bad mouthin your ole lady you would show up and sure enough you dropped in to set us straight.man don't leave us again this forum misses you and the updates you and my sisters happy relationship you both have. merry Christmas to you rusty. so tell us how you and my sis has been doin.i'll try to dig up some memories and photos if i can. i know you have a few pics of her you might wanna share.lol
TWO GUNS
Senior Member
.....OOOOOOOOHHHHHHH, HE'S BACK !!!!
It's a Christmas miracle. Praise the lord. He has survived !!!!
Rusty, so nice to hear your still with us. With no dis-respect, thought Peanut's sister has done
turned you over and buried you face down. Always nice to hear from you.
By the way, what did you get her for Christmas this year ?
It's a Christmas miracle. Praise the lord. He has survived !!!!
Rusty, so nice to hear your still with us. With no dis-respect, thought Peanut's sister has done
turned you over and buried you face down. Always nice to hear from you.
By the way, what did you get her for Christmas this year ?